Rob Benvie offers Hilarious Answers to Open Book: Toronto's 'Proust Questionnaire'
Benvie's latest novel, Maintenance, came out last year from Coach House.
What is your principal fault?
Inconsistency, both in demeanour and in body hair.
What faults in others are you most tolerant of?
What characteristic do you dislike most in others?
Vulgarity. Immodesty. Boringness.
What is your favourite colour?
What is your favourite flower?
A single white rose, dappled with a droplet of an Irishman’s blood.
Who are your favourite poets?
Jewel/Hart Crane (tie).
What is your favourite drink?
How do you want to die?
Bleeding to death at the bottom of a well, demented on crystal meth.
Read the full interview here.