Laundry Day, by Andrew Kaufman

The True Believer, while looking under the bed for socks, was surprised to find God. He was very dirty as it was dusty under there and since she was doing laundry anyway she took Him with her. She put Him in a machine. She was running low on quarters so she washed Him with a load of jeans, but she must have forgotten to check the pockets; when she took God out of the washing machine He was covered with little bits of Kleenex. This disappointed God. He wouldn’t look the True Believer in the eyes and He left the laundromat without saying goodbye. She was no closer to God than she had been that morning.