And Sean Connery

And Sean Connery – a favourite that rings up an impressive 221% ROI
rain or shine. This is merely the beginning,
saving in style
a world of culture and refinement

among people of taste and breeding,
your dog certainly has a surprised look on its face.
Oh that’s because you’re looking at his butt.
Then he’s certainly not going to enjoy that uh treat I just gave him.

A man of passion will be framed
by a one-armed, -legged, -eyed
man, the year’s most ‘disarming’
comedy, America’s most wanted

man, direct from a two thousand sixty two screen national release
and master of disguise.
I see you. And, I see you.
Backed with a fifty-day pay-per-view holdback.

I’m not going back. The man who commits
comedy, to the tune of an average 85% ROI.
I’m not wearing underwear.
It’s not just a movie. It’s every movie.

Now coming to the stage one of the all-time greats,
put your hands together, ladies and gentlemen.
Three different women.
Let me take care of this.

What kind of dog is that? Summer Doll? Some of this,
some of that? With one husband in common,
where’s my husband? Direct from
a one thousand three hundred seventy-seven screen national release

with fifty-day pay-per-view holdback
and a sensational thirty-plus title star-studded original-hit soundtrack.
God, I’d give my right arm for a siren right now.
Get out of the way!

Yeah, that’s him. Get me right up behind this
trailer. Watch your step. Look
both ways. And buckle up. But when all else fails, get lethal.
The gang’s all here, ready to rack up rockin’ ROI

in the redhot one hundred thirty million dollar box office
smash. Monroe didn’t want to tell you this. My rope is breaking.
      You’re gonna be a father.
Pile up the rental perks with this critically acclaimed HBO home
      video release.
They were legends on stage and screen. How’d all these people get
      into my room?

Working together and playing together – what’s wrong with that?
You said action. We did the scene. You said cut. That’s it.
Living large on fame, friendship and power, life was a game, and
      they were winning.
Twenty-four. A winner. My table. New rules, doll.

So they raised the stakes. Help me put your brother-in-law
in the White House. It was their
world. We lived in it. Irresistible
POP. Extended cross-trailering. Pay-per-view holdbacks.