Postcard
This isn't much, only 4½ by 5½'s worth.
Think of it as a plot of dry grass,
two inches high and waving. Pretend
it's your roommate's scalp and you're
a gibbon: what's down here among the
roots incites saliva to drool in man or
beast, watering our most perverse desires.
Don't be surprised if your hairline ad-
vances overnight.