#4

When a baby's sleepin' inside the mother
if it wakes up and bangs its head
on the roof of her
it might say
If   you   see   Kay
an' that's O.K.

But if God wakes the baby up
to teach it about angels
and the baby says
"Fuck off old man, I'm sleepin' here"
Then God in his wisdom just says
"sorry old fella baby
you're gonna be fertilizer
for the chetstsnuts"
and turns the baby
into a piece of poo