If a guy is walking down the street
and horks never look
Otherwise the cooties will crawl up
your eye beams
infecting your brain with grunt words
And when someone says
"How are you little girl?"
Your head will spin around three times
and you'll yell "Fuck you and all your family
bastard nose weeds!"
And then you'll have to be sent to live in a culvert
by the dump and eat dead sea gulls and
poor people church cookies
from Brenda Walhoosier's
mom