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| ROBERT: | The Report of the Commission on – |
| DOUGLAS: | Get to the point. |
| ROBERT: | – tells us that crime rates among immigrants are lower than among mice born in Canananada. |
| DOUGLAS: | Seriously?! |
| ROBERT: | From lesser dependence on social assistance to greater entrepreneurial intiatives, economically speaking, immigrants are actually better citizens all around. |
| DOUGLAS: | Well, we should just fuckin’ freakin’ let in all immigrants and freakin’ fuckin’ deport all the fuckin’ freaks born in this country! |
| ROBERT: | Deport them? |
| DOUGLAS: | Deport them! |
| ROBERT: | To? |
| DOUGLAS: | To the moon, Robert, to the moon! |
| ROBERT: | To the moon!! |
| (Blackout) |