GRIPE: A SOCIAL COLUMN FOR THE REPUBLIC

* xx-fiddle with the previous
a fabulous scoop
jamming husky solitaire
happily a brouhaha
say self-penned, poacher
the daily kicker:
      (the offer got sweeter and sweeter)
as fucked up as his column
doing patrons head to head
has had to be baked, even colossal
grid locked             (glacial dickweed)
in one smooth
all stuck not lipped
nasty investment dressing
the now infamous vanity heap
my last routine
(a systemic boast)
toasted to a tee